Okay, if I were to have had a baking license, it would surely (and justly) have been revoked after this latest batch of "cookies." I don't know what I was thinking with these Pine Nut Cookies--maybe it was the hot California sun melting my brain or something, but I thought it would be acceptable to try and substitute powdered sugar with home-made powdered sugar. Now, normally this should work, because all you have to do is put 1 cup of granulated sugar with 1 tbsp of corn starch into a blender, but me being the genius that I am, put them in the food processor, which completely FAILED. I ended up with granulated sugar and cornstarch, not powdered sugar. So obviously, this made a huge difference in the texture of the cookies, and essentially ruined them.
So I substituted real powdered sugar because I didn't have enough at home, but I also didn't have any almond paste, so I made some of my own of that as well. Fortunately, this was pretty easy and worked out great. But now I have a bunch left over and I don't know what to do with it...
Additionally, even though I divided the recipe by 3, I ran out of pine nuts as well! Yeah, only the key ingredient, the one that lends itself to the title of the cookie! Ugh! I really shouldn't have tried this recipe until I actually had the stuff I needed, but for some reason I stuck with it. And it showed in the results.
Additionally, even though I divided the recipe by 3, I ran out of pine nuts as well! Yeah, only the key ingredient, the one that lends itself to the title of the cookie! Ugh! I really shouldn't have tried this recipe until I actually had the stuff I needed, but for some reason I stuck with it. And it showed in the results.
I ended up with a grand total of ONE nice looking pre-baked cookie. There it is, up there. Right there. That's it. Yeah. The rest? Well, suffice it to say that I didn't see the point in photographing them. Some didn't even have any pine nuts on the outside. Yeah, that bad.
So how did they turn out post-baking? Well, they were overdone, burnt, and lousy. And it's all my fault! Oh woe! Won't someone else please try this recipe and do it justice? Because the batter is delicious and I honestly think that they would be great cookies if done correctly. Because, honestly, who wants to eat this:
So how did they turn out post-baking? Well, they were overdone, burnt, and lousy. And it's all my fault! Oh woe! Won't someone else please try this recipe and do it justice? Because the batter is delicious and I honestly think that they would be great cookies if done correctly. Because, honestly, who wants to eat this:
Yeah, I don't know. Not me.
Pine Nut Cookies
Makes about 3 dozen
Ingredients
{End Results}
Baking Difficultly: 1/5
Ingredient Accessibility: 3/5
Tastiness: ?/5 (I bet they would be good if I baked them better)
Attractiveness: 4/5 (They are very cute and easy to make look nice if you don't burn them like I did)
Is it worth it?: Some one else please try these out and tell me if they are as tasty as I think they should be!
Pine Nut Cookies
Makes about 3 dozen
Ingredients
- 2 cups pine nuts
- 1 cup confectioners' sugar
- 1/4 cup almond paste
- 1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
- 1 large egg
- 1/2 cup all-purpose flour
- 1/4 teaspoon baking powder
- 1/4 teaspoon salt
- Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Process 3/4 cup pine nuts, the sugar, almond paste, and vanilla in a food processor until fine crumbs form. Add egg; pulse to combine. Add flour, baking powder, and salt; process just until dough comes together.
- Roll dough into 3/4-inch balls. Roll balls in remaining 11/4 cups pine nuts, gently pressing to coat. Space 2 inches apart on parchment-lined baking sheets.
- Bake until cookies begin to turn golden brown, about 20 minutes. Let cool completely on sheets on wire racks.
{End Results}
Baking Difficultly: 1/5
Ingredient Accessibility: 3/5
Tastiness: ?/5 (I bet they would be good if I baked them better)
Attractiveness: 4/5 (They are very cute and easy to make look nice if you don't burn them like I did)
Is it worth it?: Some one else please try these out and tell me if they are as tasty as I think they should be!
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ReplyDeleteThere was a recent article on Mark Bittman's kitchen- you should check it out (http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/11/20/mark-bittmans-bad-kitchen/). I think you and he were just made to cook in small, rickety oven, not lots of gadgets and pans, kitchens.
ReplyDeleteI have noticed gardeners don't like to show pictures of their dead plants and bakers hide their burnt cookies. Good for you being honest. We learn most from our mistakes!
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